Thursday, July 22, 2010

And Its........

IT'S A GIRL!
We had our ultrasound this morning and everything looks perfect on our little princess. She is a busy little thing already. She is always moving around in there. We are so excited to add her to the family and Mommy is excited to start making cute little things for her to wear. I am still suffering from a severe PUPPP rash. I have never been more miserable in my life. I have these itchy hive/blisters ALL OVER my body. Nothing has been spared. I even have them in my belly button and ears. I haven't slept in weeks, I mean really slept. At night I just kind of doze inbetween scratching episodes. I can feel people looking at me when I go out. I know they think I have something horribly contagious with all of these welts and scabs covering my arms and legs. At a primary activity a couple of days ago, a mother asked me with a horrified look on her face: "Do you have chicken pox?"
I am going to start telling people "No, but I do have the black plague. Don't worry, it's only contagious if you get withing 20 feet."
Sorry to whine so much. I really am excited for my little girl to get here. REALLY excited.....seeing as the only cure for this condition is to have the baby. Four more months.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Solutions anyone?

So I'm pretty sure that I have PUPPPS disease. Every square inch of my body is covered in an EXTREMELY itchy red rash. The only parts that have been spared are my face and the bottoms of my feet. I need any input available from anyone on how to relieve the itching! I am desperate and think I may go out of my mind before too long. Help PLEASE! So far anything that the doctors have prescribed has been a joke. After almost four weeks of this I am ready to try anything.
And by the way.....I think that this disease was created by Al Quiada to drive the infidel white pregnant women mad. It's a brilliant strategy....with a bunch of insane, itchy women out there, the nation will fall under the control of militant islam much sooner, especially if they have the cure for this disease. The Infidel women would most likely sell their souls for relief.
You see, I'm rambling. Do you need any more proof people?